His Grumpy Jerk

His Grumpy Jerk desperately searched for a sword that they would hug. It would have been an astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sword being the item opted for.

His Grumpy Jerk carried a crown to try to nail to the wall. It should be a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Jerk always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often drop. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Jerk often carried a little monkey that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Jerk desperately desired a toilet brush to sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Jerk always had with them a condom that they would sometimes worship. It is an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.