The Bum Loving Jerk

The Bum Loving Jerk owned a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Jerk searched for a wig that they sometimes play with. It is a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Jerk needed a cup that they liked to embrace. It should have been a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A cup having that done to it

The Bum Loving Jerk desperately needed a vibrator to put up their bum. It was an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Jerk had a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Jerk desperately wanted a condom to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.