The Silly King

The Silly King desperately desired a teapot to play with. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly King carried a pint of beer that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the King, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Silly King looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly King always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Silly King desired a little monkey that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly King looked for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.