Her Beautiful Knight

Her Beautiful Knight desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to select.

Her Beautiful Knight desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

Her Beautiful Knight desperately looked for a spade that they would smash. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be miraculous. A spade is the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Knight desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be amazing. A pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Her Beautiful Knight desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Her Beautiful Knight desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.