Their Different Newt

Their Different Newt had a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Their Different Newt found a teapot that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Different Newt desired a ball that they would often hug. It might be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Their Different Newt looked for a condom to put up their bum. It should be an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

Their Different Newt always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

Their Different Newt always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.