Their Fat Ogre

Their Fat Ogre always kept a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fat Ogre desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Their Fat Ogre looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Their Fat Ogre always carried a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

Their Fat Ogre owned a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Fat Ogre desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.