The Lonely Pet

The Lonely Pet wanted a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Pet searched for a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It should be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Pet wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. It was a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Lonely Pet wanted a cup that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a new action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.

The Lonely Pet wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Pet owned a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.