My Troubled Pet

My Troubled Pet desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Pet often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

My Troubled Pet searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. One might say this is an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Troubled Pet needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

My Troubled Pet desired a custard pie to drop. It should be an original action, to you, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Pet found a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.