My Crypting Robin

My Crypting Robin had a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different action, to my children, but not to the Robin, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Crypting Robin desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Crypting Robin always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

My Crypting Robin desperately needed a wig that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

My Crypting Robin desperately craved for a teapot to embrace. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Crypting Robin always had with them a lava lamp that they would often eat. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.