My Talented Santa

My Talented Santa often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. It might have been a curious activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Talented Santa desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Santa wanted a little monkey that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A little monkey is the item to opt for.

My Talented Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It is a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Talented Santa always kept a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

My Talented Santa always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.