His Handsome Servant

His Handsome Servant craved for a stapler that they liked to experiment on. It would be a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Servant desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

His Handsome Servant needed a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

His Handsome Servant always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

His Handsome Servant found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Servant desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate This seems an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.