My Purple Servant

My Purple Servant always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

My Purple Servant often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It should be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

My Purple Servant wanted a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush of all things.

My Purple Servant had a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt it was miraculous. A condom is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Servant desired a bottle of wine to drop. It would have been an odd idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was exciting. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Servant always carried a can of Tango to eat. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was fun. A can of Tango is the item to opt for.