The Curious Servant

The Curious Servant found a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Curious Servant desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Curious Servant found a lava lamp that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Curious Servant owned a porno magazine that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Servant desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Servant found a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.