Talented Snake

Talented Snake needed a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Talented Snake needed a cup that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Talented Snake desperately desired a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original idea, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

Talented Snake owned a painting of a melon to smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

Talented Snake desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a new proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Talented Snake craved for a custard pie that they would sleep with. It would have been a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.