The Weary Unicorn

The Weary Unicorn always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Weary Unicorn desperately searched for a crown that they would cuddle. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Unicorn desperately needed a stretchman that they would play with. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Unicorn often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Weary Unicorn desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

The Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.