My Anxious Viper

My Anxious Viper owned a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Viper wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Anxious Viper desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Viper needed a set of lego that they sometimes eat. It was a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a set of lego of all things.

My Anxious Viper desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Anxious Viper desperately needed a mug that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.