My Round Woodpecker

My Round Woodpecker desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

My Round Woodpecker searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Round Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

My Round Woodpecker found a vibrator that they sometimes hug. It might have been a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

My Round Woodpecker found a pen that they would throw. One might find this to be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

My Round Woodpecker found a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.