Her Boring Orangutan

Her Boring Orangutan desperately needed a ball that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Boring Orangutan desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Her Boring Orangutan searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Orangutan looked for a hat that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Orangutan desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is an original activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Her Boring Orangutan wanted a helmet that they would drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.