My Bewildered Cat

My Bewildered Cat often carried a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Cat desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Cat desperately desired a bag of poop to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought it was awesome. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Cat desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It was a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Cat had a sponge that they would occasionally share. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Cat desperately needed a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego of all things.